Friday, July 31, 2009

you did what????

So I now officially have my MOST embarrassing moment as a Mom....we were at the once a year Base Picnic, and Paige out of nowhere pulled down her panties and pooped on the grass. OH MY GOSH....first, I can't tell you why she did it. There were bathrooms all around and it was at a park she goes to all the time. There were lots of people around, but come on!!!! I am mortified, and going over with a baggie in front of a crowd to pick up crap that my CHILD left behind is something I don't think I will recover from for a while. I am seriously a wreck. Please tell me something like this has happened to you.....
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  1. A Beautiful LifeJuly 31, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    OH..so sorry, kids teach us not to be embarrassed because they always think of something to cross the line..lol..Piper was at the waterpark and she came out of the pool and started crying so I thought she was looking for me, like lost, and when I got close there was poop running down her leg, all over her arms and she was actually "clutching" it on the outside of her swimsuit cuz she had dumped a log in there..LUCKILY she didn't do it IN the pool, but she didn't quite make it to the bathroom...let me tell you the LOOKS i got from all the mom's there...oh man was I embarrassed and felt like I would be banished forever! this was just a few weeks ago..I'm almost completely healed..;-)

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  2. StephanieAugust 1, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    That's hilarious! I don't have that type of Story but I can tell you one that relates to poop.

    Coral and I, along with babies, were at Walmart and I had to "go" really really bad. We went over to the bathrooms to find they were being cleaned. I seriously thought I was going to poop my pants! A lady who was also standing in line said there was a bathroom at the back of the store so we followed her there. She beat us to it but there were 2 stalls so I sat down to go. I guess I had my legs spread because Coral said, "Wow mommy, you did a good poop!" I tried to hush her only to encourage her to repeat herself, but louder.

    I know that's not as bad as your story Ariel but it was still embarrassing. The good thing is kids say and do the darndest things so people expect them to act this way.

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  3. UnknownAugust 4, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    Oh my goodness Ariel, I hate to laugh but I am! I can't believe that, I would have died right there on the spot as I know you did! Sorry no stories like that yet, but stay tuned :)

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  4. ArielAugust 6, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Thanks for the two almost as embarrassing stories....I am having a better week :)

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